Girl Versus Woman.

Hello good people of the world… it’s barely 3days to the last month of the year…did someonejust leap for joy? Yes!!God has been faithful to us.

my friends and i were chilling and trying to analyse our ‘kind’ critically and after much arguments, disagreements and a lot of drama, we arrived at a sad conclusion that GIRLS  are complex…a lot of boys will be laughing hysterically at this point i know.

Read this…..

  • If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
  • If you don’t, you are not a man
  • If you praise her,she thinks you are lying
  • If you don’t, you are good for nothing
  • If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
  • If you don’t, you don’t understand
  • If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
  • If you don’t,she accuses you of double-crossing
  • If you dress well, she says you are a playboy
  • If you don’t, you are a dull boy
  • If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
  • If you are’nt, she thinks you do not love her
  • If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect  her
  • If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
  • If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
  • If she is late, she says, ’that’s a girl’s way’
  • If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
  • If she is visited by other women, “oh, it’s natural, we are girls”
  • If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
  • If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
  • If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
  • If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction
  • If you stare at another girl, she accuses you of flirting
  • If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
  • If you talk,she wants you to listen
  • If youlisten, she wants you to talk

We now wondered, do we change when we become women? is there any difference between a girl and a  woman? what do you think??

let me work on ‘women’ now though..it seems it may take a while..lol

Cheers!!

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10 thoughts on “Girl Versus Woman.

  1. Great read.. Girls are complexly special, or is it specially complex… Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ just can’t do without them, waiting for d momma’s piece though

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